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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Consider where your lifestyle is leading you.

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Consider where your lifestyle is leading you.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    Will there at least be peace when I’m done?

    • CaptObvious@literature.cafe
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      Either way, you can lay your weary head to rest

      • snooggums@midwest.social
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        Quit yer cryin’!

        • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee
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          I was once above the noise and confusion…

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    Lived in Kansas. Billboard is accurate. Except the part about heaven. There is no god. You can see why I was miserable in Kansas.

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    I never thought I’d say this, but I think I’d rather go to Kansas.

    Less mormons.

    • sibannac@lemmy.world
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      Less Mormons, but more evangelicals and JWs.

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    Is this because Kansas offers more human rights or something?

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      It’s hot in Topeka.

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        my lil bros and i quote this daily, still, 15 years later

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          I’m in Topeka and have said it multiple times this summer!

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            I live in the Pacific Northwest and I’m personally more interested in the weather in Spokane.

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    Poll: which is worse? Kansas or Nebraska

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      That depends, how much do you like corn?

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      Nebraska has community corn husking festivals, so they’ve got that going for them.

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      Kansas

      https://www.salon.com/2014/09/21/in_brownbackistan_everything_is_awesome_and_don’t_let_any_liberal_tell_you_different/

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    I can confirm this sign is accurate.

    I’ve never been to heaven.

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    I typed this question into the all knowing AI and it returned false.

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