“Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”

(Feeds article into an AI document summarisation tool)

Summary: Because money.

DogeNet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes a racist douche bag at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

“Defense network computers. New.… powerful… hooked into everything, trusted to run it all. They say it got smart, a new order of intelligence. Then it saw all people as a threat, not just the ones on the other side. Decided our fate in a microsecond: extermination.”

Mark Fuck-a-Bird

That is a really insensitive and highly offensive association that this sketch artist has made. Dogs deserve much better than being compared to Rudy Giuliani.

South of the border you can no longer watch films that go “South of the Border”.

That boss wears those deliberately and jokes about suffering from Long Trouser Syndrome (LTS) and that he really likes having LTS versus shorter attire.

A baptism of fryer

It certainly does feel like they are pushing their confectionary product down our throats.

Edit: grammar

“Dear Mars, I was unable to enjoy my recently purchased Mars Bar as it was missing the trademark thick veins running down its shaft.”

Joe Bitin’

It should have been $Googol instead.

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.

Conway’s Law in action.

Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.

Mission Control : “You are clear to launch.”

Astronaut (in comically high pitched voice) : “Um, are you sure the leak is contained?”

Mission Control (stifling giggles): “Oh for sure.”

At that precise moment the door to the astronauts cockpit falls off onto the launch pad.