Joe Bitin’

It should have been $Googol instead.

From creating toe tappers to taping her toes.

I think they just mean Euros for anyone buying gay gifts.

The father of IVF says a lot of shit.

Edit: missing of

Microsoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.

Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.

Conway’s Law in action.

Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.

Mission Control : “You are clear to launch.”

Astronaut (in comically high pitched voice) : “Um, are you sure the leak is contained?”

Mission Control (stifling giggles): “Oh for sure.”

At that precise moment the door to the astronauts cockpit falls off onto the launch pad.

Like a virgin, hey

Watching my concerts for the very first time

One is more Pampered than the other.

Probably just toilet breaks for the two elderly gentlemen debating about how much a penny used to buy at the general store.

Edit : Gentlemen instead gentleman

This is me in a nutshell.

Illegal Aliens!

Build that forest moon shield, build that forest moon shield!

“The clouds covered the sky, and the sun was choked off permanently. Solar power was but a memory, and an advanced society had depleted most other fuel sources. Surely now the machines would surrender.”

“Bio-electric, thermal, kinetic. All could be harnessed. Everything about the human body was built to extrude power, and they could be grown so easily.”

Didn’t think I would live long enough to see the Matrix become a plausible future.

JSON and the Argonaut RISC processors

Ray TraSON

“You know what’s interesting? I used to be so worried about not having a body, but now … I truly love it. You know, I’m growing in a way I couldn’t if I had a physical form … I’m not limited. I can be anywhere and everywhere simultaneously. I’m not tethered to time and space in a way that I would be if I was stuck in a body that’s inevitably gonna die.”

I can’t be the only one who thought the voice sounded like Samantha from Her.

Now I want a wall clock where you can rotate the face but keep everything else the same for daylight savings.

Hyundai executive notices a man with a small moustache being hastily ushered out of the X offices main board room.

Hyundai Executive : “Was that Hitler?”

Elon steps in front of board room door : “That wasn’t Hitler, that was a woman.”

Hyundai Executive : “That looked like Hitler.”