What I wanna know is did he make the myum myum myum cookie monster voice when he did it? this could be the October surprise Republicans dream for if he didn’t say “myum myum cookies” while biting the babies
I’ve done just that with my cousin’s a year old 🤷
Normal people: Biden being silly for the kids at an event.
Conservatives: Biden, running critically low on adrenochromes at a White House event, goes full mask off and attempts to bite a baby in the full view of the public to get at the nourishing blood supply in it’s youthful veins before the foul necromancy that binds him to this mortal coil wanes and the shell that houses his damned soul is reduced to the dust of aeons gone by.
Yeah! Grandpa stuff!
His bite is like a vampire’s- those kids are about to become 80 year old politicians!
YOU FOOL! He’s going to think you are a peach now, RUN!
Don’t you kink shame me!
I should call it what it is, bugshit-brained dementia-ridden ignorant conservative stupidity, but that would be fantastically redundant.
Americans can turn anything into a controversy, well anything except a convicted rapist vocally announcing his plans to start mass killing civilians using the army.
Honestly, I don’t care anymore. Next week nobody will remember, and they’ll find another random thing to yell about.
I really hope that’s true. As it stands I may have to flee the country if i don’t want to be dragged into the street and executed simply for existing.
Over my dead body friend…you are staying here and we are all fixing this country. No joke, no exaggeration, the union did it once we can do it again.
Family is safely outside, but man you are right about the union fixing this once.
Our fault for not finishing the job.
Can’t believe such a cute innocent moment is being spun to make biden seem like a devil. The baby was actually laughing due to the foolery of Biden. We all do stupid things to make babies laugh and that is what Biden did.
It’s been such a steady stream of scary shit coming out about the horse they are backing that they have to manufacture something.
How have we arrived in a world where a grandpa can’t tell a corny grandpa joke anymore.
Next you’re going to term me that pretending to take your kids nose is akin to threatening torture under the Geneva convention…
In any other context, this could be excused or laughed off as a joke. But this is the President we are talking about! Everything he (or anyone around him) says or does needs to be taken as a serious death threat!! And especially with this guy, who has a well documented history of sniffing children. I guess this one just smelled too good to resist!
(Literally what everyone did with the Tony Hinchcliffe B.S. all week).
Yup racist “jokes” and having normal fun with kids are totally on the same level.
Racist to who? Oh I see, you are just inferring racism because in your racist head, everyone from a certain island that was joked about by a comedian is “a brown”.
Meanwhile, this is an actual physical attack from a sitting president on a defenseless child and you are totally fine with it!
You’re sick!!
Lmao, okay this has to be really bad sarcasm.
They’re from sh.itjust.works, they’re just an attention-seeking troll
I literally couldn’t tell. Which is why I just Homered back into the bush rather than attempting to even reply. If it’s satire, it’s master class.
Never forget, cashing something sarcasm is the original Schrodinger’s joke. If it is satire, everyone is happy. If it isn’t then they’re put on notice that other people see this argument at that level. And I’m happy. Either way, I’m happy.
But honestly it’s the second paragraph for me.
I KNEW IT!!! This explains why you never see his reflection in a mirror!
You never see Joe Biden and Dracula in the same room together 🤔
Joe is hungry for human flesh!
All in the phrasing. Could’ve also said “nibbles” or something.
No. Joe Biden MAWLS KIDS at SATANIC EVENT! More at 11.
I know right. The pen is mightier than the sword.
I bite my baby even when he’s not in a food-shaped costume, he loves it!
Joe Bitin’
Take my upvote and get out
This is one of those comments I read, think it’s clever, click back and start to move on. Then I audibly chuckle and have to come back and upvote it. Well done :)
