Reading the attribution to Trump for no reason was so infuriating especially considering what they’re currently doing to NASA… Assholes the lot of em…

“Come on, I’m a CEO, it’s my job to lie to everyone and hype people up so they throw money at me. It’s really their fault for believing a CEO would be honest.”

But it could have also formed in a non-lifey way.

Then I guess that’s what it is.

As the golden rule states: it’s never aliens.

:/

Jesus the Palworld graphics update is so realistic it’s crazy!!

Typical person: “How come aliens haven’t visited us yet?!”

Aliens: “Yeah… Avoid Earth. We’ve put in a motion to change the definition of their forms of life to remove intelligent beings from the list. They’re all dangerously stupid.”

Damn that’s not fun lol

That just reminded me of a horrible time I had with metal gear revengence. Near the end on your way to the boss you have things thrown at you that you’re supposed to use the games slicing gimmick to break, but my game bugged and I couldn’t rotate the blade so by the time I got to the boss I had a small sliver of HP left…

Took like 4 hours to beat him and then during the cutscene that happens just as you’re beating him the game froze…

To this day I never finished that game either lol

This is exactly why I started using mint this weekend. I figured it’s time I get comfortable with Linux because even though microsuck says recall can be disabled, I 10000% guarantee once the windows 10 deadline passes and they get as many people over to windows 11 as possible we’ll suddenly see the “oops, it’s required now. Can’t disable it or you break windows!” message.

I’ve been playing games for 30+ years, I always have 3+ separate save files.

Yet I don’t think I’ve ever had a corrupted save so I don’t even know why I formed this habit lol

“this one seems to be both.”

So, like, I get your point and all, but think of this: American will be less brown! We’re cutting our nose to whiten our face!

-MAGA

MAGA: I’m voting for Trump because he’s going to keep us out of war!

Trump: Let’s have a Department of War again. I think we’ll start with Venezuela…

“So what was your thesis focused on?”

“…Umm… Hey nice weather we’re having right!? Heh…”

Yeah fuck that noise! You’re supposed to wait until they accidentally scan the next persons items and then make them get a manager to make the correction like God intended!

Or you can just avoid that and use the divider so the cashier knows when they’re done with your items…

2-4 are during it. I’d say 1 was the best, it was so good it put him in the hospital.

“Anything that says Hitler was bad, slavery was bad, and that Donald Trump isn’t literally God is biased and must be changed!”

Just in time for a war with Venezuela and a rigged midterm election!

Due to the invasiveness of the procedure, I don’t imagine the current administration would find much use for it.

Or: “All Liberals must undergo an American Loyalty Test. Your thoughts will be observed and if any anti-american sentiment is discovered you will be deported!”

If it’s used against an “enemy” group the invasiveness (potential pain) would be viewed as a benefit to them.

Not that I think this could be reasonably carried out in a country of 400 million people, but I wouldn’t for one second doubt their willingness to try eventually.

I’m sure the newpipe devs are going to coincidentally not be allowed to be verified… Oops no YouTube viewer… Ughhh…

Lmfao finally something I’m glad he’s doing!

The name change was fucking psychological manipulation for the population. You can’t argue against defense department spending as easily as you can argue against war department spending.

Bring it on! Make our jobs easier you bumbling brainrotted doughnut dictator.

Ughh… I can already see the uphill battle we have to face politically…

“These idiot WOKE scientists are really going to tell me a FISH has feelings!? They’ve gone too far! They won’t be happy until we’re only eating GRASS and even then they’ll say we’re making the grass sad! Maybe we should eat the WOKE scientists!”