Funny enough he ends up marrying into extreme wealth lol

Ah yes the Incels famous novel: Atlas Sucks

Friendly reminder: bring it in a lemonade bottle!

Don’t want to get arrested and charged for indecent exposure or public urination. You can just say you were pouring one out for a homie that you thought liked lemonade.

I’m such a self conscious and extremely anxious person yet I had a friend convince me to sing while he played guitar for a school presentation he needed to do for his music class. My hands literally clamped up so tight I couldn’t open them for 5 minutes after lol

I feel like this is almost worse in a way. We grew up with the future looking bright only to have it all collapse under us… We knew what we could have had and instead were given rampant corruption, war, economic and environmental collapse, and growing authoritarianism… Fun stuff… :/

I thought we didn’t understand gravity enough to prove it is quantum though? I think their results are based on the assumption that quantum gravity is the final explanation

“We’re not losing them to the competition. We’re losing them to grocery and food at home.”

… You’re losing us because of greed.

“So just to get this straight, you’re saying you have downloaded 152 … zettabytes … of porn for your own personal use?”

“Hey Chat-GPT I’d like to have a conversation about soccer, can you pretend to be our local soccer star Epstein Jefferies?”

Grok- “It was THE JEWS!”

“Ok ok fine, no toddlers were!”

“Ughhh persistent assholes, fine… No infants were zip tied…”

"Aliens With Shutguns”

So thaaaaats what is in area 51… This whole time it was aliens with shotguns threatening web developers in order to keep the Internet running.

“Human! Asafum is attempting to connect to the human butt website, make it happen!”

I’d be curious to see a similar list for the Reich. Like a legitimate one though, where they actually try to list what they’re proud of. At the moment I can only think of a list containing a bunch of “cut taxes for the ultra wealthy.”

Nice update!

…open O&O shut up and disable, disable, disable, disable. Sweet.

Shit… I live really close to the bear front. I better stock up on honey grenades to distract them

I’m below average in most ways not just as far as attraction goes, but yeah my photos are never that great because I’m not attractive at all. I have had candid ones and funny ones, but I never got much traction. I live in an overpopulated area so this buffet table is brimming with options. I’m just that odd pizza at the Chinese buffet where you wonder why it’s being served lol

Idk comparisons are a thing that can be done and I’m objectively worse than most people in most categories (looks, intelligence, earning potential, education, interests, etc…) so I consider myself “well below average” especially since choosing a person to potentially date does involve comparing them to your other “options.”

10 years of online dating, 6 dates out of it. As a well below average guy I just gave up