Kind of reminded me of this one.

I keep my fireworks in the warming drawer.

Firearms dealer

Are we not supposed to be eating uncooked hot dogs?

“Welcome to the Biden-Trump presidential debat…and it’s over. Goodnight, folks.”

Somebody in the comments pointed out that you can see someone standing in the doorway watching the whole thing happen. (You can see them at about 1:08.)

That’s what she said?

Maybe a pool noodle?

Appreciate the in-depth explanation. Thank you.

If it wastes the scammers time, wouldn’t that be the point?

You should sue the countruside for being too quiet.

What a fucking dork.

Stop eating?

What part of “everybody” wasn’t clear here?