I have a bottle of champagne just waiting for the day.

Does the ban count for 69ing with BarcaLoungers?

No, Rubio and those like him are just morons.

Man, I wish things would happen to both of these guys.

What a soggy sack of shit.

“Surprise!”

ICE also asked to go fuck themselves with a rusty rake.

It’s hard to tell the difference between someone making an outrageous joke or being dead serious these days.

Double autism.

Let’s show rfk our support by literally drowning him in sperm!

This dude likes to swim in raw sewage and eat roadkill. You think drowning in ball yogurt is going to break his stride?

RFK Jr obsessed with teenage boy jizz. Just your average MAGA weirdo.

I’m constantly amazed at how stupid and gullible these people are.

That’s what they should name the roads.

A Peruvian cleaning lady?

Solid advice, thank you.

Wow, so Stephen Miller plays with dolls? That’s weird.

God, he would be so preferable at this point.

I don’t believe him.

“Look what you have to clean up!”