Wow, so Stephen Miller plays with dolls? That’s weird.

God, he would be so preferable at this point.

I don’t believe him.

“Look what you have to clean up!”

What an inbred donkey.

Big Balls is going to be out while recovering from his beating at the hands of elementary school children. This must be a substitute douche bag.

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

My God, how ridiculous…

“Join now, and I’ll take my shirt off to show you my impression of a wet marshmallow rolled in hair…”

It doesn’t matter if an orangutan puts on a tie and gets a 9-5 job, even if they could speak and showed the ability to integrate into normal society…

At that point, I think he’d just get elected president.

Technically, wouldn’t he be an illegal immigrant?

I can appreciate this kind of mayhem.

Yes, but it’s easy to confuse with the state when “D.C.” isn’t included.

That’s weird, I don’t have it either. I just pressed play on the video instead of trying to open TikTok. Maybe that’s why?

Edit: It’s not working for me either now. I dunno.

It’s a TikTok in the article. Pretty catchy song, too.

I think that’s just a regular blumpkin.

What extremes are you talking about?

“I’m tired of being a figment of this dickhead’s imagination!”

Call me when this space nazi leaves the planet.