No test prepared me for black ice. Sure they tell you to be careful when temps drop but how much slower should you go? I guessed wrong and crashed. There are too many conditions that you just never get to experience where one misjudgement has dire consequences.

What fucks me up is hearing about experienced drivers crashing in similar ways, so you’re never really going to figure out everything, especially during snowy seasons, you just have to hope that whatever you do is correct and risk your life.

I’ll take this as a sign to switch to reddit instead!

Live with roommates, stop living with roommates since you’re now traveling, no rent payment.

False. I had a clock that used IIII instead.

Greek philosophers be like:

Bad news for u bud, muffins are cakes.

Good.

People will unironically see this and proclaim that it’s actually not that complicated…

The people who care have always done so. They’re just 25 now. This is relevant to his target audience.

…bluesky?

You can’t just say all that and not name any brands. Sure do I start?

Meteors are not flying behind the dinosaurs.

Worse. You would be walking in a circular pattern approaching the center whilst’d skipping every other intersection. Then you would proceed outwards on the roads you skipped initially. Do that in every city you encounter.

Commission fees are less than a buck. The rules don’t change just because you have little money.

Oh look, it’s on sale!

Impressive. Very nice. Now let’s see the random read/write speed.

Aaaand that’s why I switched to Brave. If you have shit performance and are selling my data, what’s the redeeming quality? 8gb of RAM should be enough to browse the internet. IDK why Firefox insists it isn’t…

League of legends back when I used to play.

The core issue is none of my hobbies exist on Lemmy. I tried really hard to populate those instances but there were just 3 (three) people engaging in discussions. What even is the point?

Ofc it goes both ways. To them, everything you listed is basically truth. Something so obvious everybody knows (ok maybe not the ice cream machine). They need a bigger conspiracy. Something most people would never believe.