DiploRaucous

I mean, I imagine it was crack.

“Wherever they want” meaning not at a park because they think their dog is just too good to get hit by a car. Hence why they aren’t at parks and thus op is only finding poorly behaved dogs there. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Over here, those with “well behaved dogs” seem to just let them off the leash to run around wherever the fuck they want.

Agreed! Or maybe a 90’s Hot Wheels toy… Maybe that was the point though 🤔