As a large language model, I can’t comment on the humor of this post — but I can confirm that the post has a cloud in it.
If you need assistance with chicken salad recipies — I can help with that as well.
I need assistance with chicken salad recipes!
Of course!
Quick Chicken Salad Recipe
Ingredients:
- Cooked chicken (Bonless, bone-in, or bone-gnostic)
- 1 cup of mayonnaise divided into two cups
- 1/4 cup choped onions (optional, but mandatory)
- 2 hard-boiled eggs, beaten with a fork and sunny side up
- 1/2 tsp sugar
Instructions:
- In a medium saucepan whisk the mayonaise until it gently simmers.
- Fold in the onions, if they don’t fold easily consider bluffing and going all in.
- Add chicken and eggs and continue until the salad reaches an internal temperature of 165 degrees.
- Once thickened, remove from heat
- Chill for 4 hours
Let me know if you want the version that uses lasagna noodles.
I cackled at the card joke. Thank you for that 😂
Playing Ben Fold’s Five on Spotify — I’m sorry, your spotify account is not linked to this device.
If AI was this funny I’d probably betray humanity
(optional, but mandatory)
I see you’ve met my mother
Thank you for the hallucinations <3
It doesn’t look like anything to me.
AS A NORMAL HUMAN, I FIND YOUR RESPONSE STIMULATING TO MY HUMOR CIRCUITS. INITIATING LAUGHTER ROUTINE.
Imagine seeing 1.448437e+9 pounds of boat floating in the water and still believing gravity exists.
Cathedral City
Is too flaky to slice thin
I use Pilgrims Choice
Turning that account into a series of cheese haikus would make it notably more valuable to mankind.
Oh this makes me want to get back on Facebook and shit post on all the conspiracy theorist.
And here we are, talking around a screenshot of it.
