dolphin

I saw mommy kissing santa clause

Keto friendly! Low carbs and full of protein.

I didn’t find any information on long term software security support, and I don’t need phones to chase the latest Android releases, but the security updates are important to me.

I was excited when I bought Palm phone, but they didn’t support the security software soon after.

These feet are nasty

There’s one coming up on April 08, 2024

https://science.nasa.gov/eclipses/future-eclipses/eclipse-2024/where-when/

Please tell this to my dead car battery. It was killed by the tiny dome light last night, because I forgot to turn it off.

Imagine getting a verbose email like that

I’m not. And don’t call me Shirley.

Truck-kun strikes again

🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🪨🍆🍌

I want to send a string of emojis so offensive, it chases all the Puritans off of Plymouth Rock

That’s why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

Snitches get riches