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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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    New lesbian goal unlocked: Be confused for a ghost

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      New ghost tactic revealed: pretend to be a lesbian.

  • OpenStars@startrek.website
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    WHERE DID HER MOUTH GO!? :-P

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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    • Kyrrrr@lemmynsfw.com
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      Little known fact, lesbians hide their fangs to seem less threatening to their prey

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        Cats don’t care about fangs, silly

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      I looked at the image again and what what actual fuck

      • Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works
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        That’s why she’s a lesbian.

    • hperrin@lemmy.world
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      It’s hiding behind “went out”.

    • ɔiƚoxɘup@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s anaAttempt at defense against AI. Doesn’t want her head used for porn.

      Welcome to the future.

      • Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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        She could just not post pictures of her face.

        • ɔiƚoxɘup@sh.itjust.works
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          Exactly. If you keep your eyes open you’ll see teenagers and family photos covering their face. Probably in vain because as AI improves it’ll be able to figure out what that person’s face is supposed to look like based on their family or some crazy shit like that.

      • OpenStars@startrek.website
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        It’s probably already too late.:-P

        • ɔiƚoxɘup@sh.itjust.works
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          I hope not, but this is the internet and we’re on the dark timeline.

          • OpenStars@startrek.website
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            As a ghost, she will embrace the dark, become one with it, and own it.

            • ɔiƚoxɘup@sh.itjust.works
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              Is everything ok at home?

              Seriously though, thanks for the laugh.

              • OpenStars@startrek.website
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                Apparently not, she must be restless for a reason if she didn’t move on:-D.

    • RandomVideos@programming.dev
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      Ghosts dont have mouths

      • dolphin @lemmy.world
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        That’s why they moan a lot. The ooooohhhooo is from the other end

      • OpenStars@startrek.website
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        Except the ones that are ALL TEETH…

        and even then, I guess:-P.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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      Help I’m steppin’ into the twilight zone

      Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned

    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      Danger Helvetica.

      Either that or she has no mouth and must scream.

      • OpenStars@startrek.website
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        Or maybe this is proof that we all are in The Matrix? :-P

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      James Bond stole it.

    • x4740N@lemmy.world
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      I just figured out that her mouth is behind the “went out” part of the text

      She’s doing that mouth pose, I don’t know what it’s called

      • OpenStars@startrek.website
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        “smiling”? hehe:-P

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    Spooky Scary Lesbians

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      Send shivers down my frenulum.

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    Those clothes are 1000% early 60s.

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      Only a ghost could know that…

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    I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 400

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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    Was the mom right?

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    I mean, after WWI, they didn’t have all too many men kickin’ about…

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      So many roommates. As far as the eye could see.

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    Nice try lesbian ghost. I am on to you!

  • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
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    Perhaps she just misheard: no I think she’s just a thespian

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      This actually makes the story a 1000x more believable!

  • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world
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    WITCH?! SHE SAID WITCH!

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      She turned me into a newt!

      • doctorcrimson@lemmy.world
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        *stares…

  • JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world
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    “I think” lmao

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    Lesliebeans have been haunting my place for years. I called a poultryguyst to throw chickens at them and make them go away.

    Pro-LGBTQ+ silliness here. Everyone deserves clothes from 1920s.

  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works
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    I thought she was cosplaying as Wendy of Wendy’s notoriety TBH

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