Ralphie’s looking up her skirt and Donnie’s staring at her non-existent chest.

leaves desk and runs down the hall

Right before they begin to rot. That’s when they help accelerate the compost. I’m basically paraphrasing from an article I read. I can’t find the original article.

And peanuts can be used to accelerate compost. If you do, do so only when the time is right because bugs and other larger animals will be attracted to the smell of peanuts.

Its okay, because one day the weight of society will unexpectedly crush you without warning. So no suffering whatsoever.

No spicy cultivated meatball

If Trump and GPT4 got into an argument, which bullshit would topple the others?

I refuse to believe that these vehicles are not already plaguing our roads.

Welp, that’s enough lemmy for me.

That ridge looks like it’s part of the model. Can you confirm its not supposed to be there?

There goes my day

Too clos

“Also, we installed a new surveillance system in the office. For security purposes of course.”

What’s annoying is that it doesn’t HAVE to purge. I’ve experimented with changing the filament manually without pausing and the results are good.

I hear a lot of bums sleep in the cemetery. You’re lucky it wasn’t one of them.

Were you alone at the cemetery?

Christian landlord: A wolf in sheep’s clothing takes note while shaking head

Whoever made this for you, you should fire them.

Is it weird to miss waking up in different houses?

VM enthusiast summoned

The cake was a lie all along. So what can I do for ya?