I won’t be taking questions.
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I don’t have any inherent disagreement, but I feel like I’m gonna need you to show your work. Can’t you have beef pepperoni? that feels very close to milk, and only a step away from cream.
Garlic Ice Cream has entered the chat.
Yum, frozen salad dressing
Go back to Gilroy
That sounds Korean AF
I tried it, it’s basically garlic flavored vanilla ice cream. I’m glad I tried it, would not seek it out again.
Both are animal fat products
Dude your mom’s an animal fat product
…and I like eating all three…
And all three abandoned me no wait what
The culinary opposite of pepperoni is coconut milk.
The culinary opposite of coconut milk is haggis.
The culinary opposite of haggis is leafy greens
Coconut milk ice cream
No it’s not
They’re both Italian, ice cream can be non-sweet, there must be bigger opposites!
Wouldn’t it be gelato vs pepperoni?
Claims made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
Not a question, but I challenge you to explain yourself.
You’ve either had too much pepperoni, or too little ice cream…
Either way, you owe us all an explanation. Or ice cream. I’ll accept ice cream.
but no pepersplaining please
I would say salsa
I would say guacamole
Tangent: one if my roommates discovered a recipe for an avocado-based chocolate mouse. She hates it when I call it chocolate guacamole, guacolate, or chocomole.
I’d say they’re in a somewhat similar realm of consistency so no
But I enjoy eating both.
Together? Pepperoni flavored ice cream? Ice cream flavored pepperoni? Where do you draw the line? 🤔
… t-together?
They’re both high in fat so no, it’s not.
You know, I ain’t mad at that.
Don’t agree, but I can dig the vibe.
Now, I would have said salad, personally, as the opposite of ice cream, or maybe barbecue.
Why would you say something so brave, yet so controversial?
