Sounds like someone is just jealous of that sick Ronda motorcycle. And maybe right hands.
Sounds like someone is just jealous of that sick Ronda motorcycle. And maybe right hands.
So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Somebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!
That’s the spirit!
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
Soapscotch?
I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”
Many years ago I found a pasta recipe called “death by garlic”. It’s the only time I’ve cooked something and though, “ok, this is a good amount of garlic!”.
October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!
Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟
My fridge has a small particle collider, which smashes hydrogen and oxygen atoms together and creates water. Doesn’t everyone’s fridge do this???
Sadly, none of us have been elected to office.
That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.
A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.
It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *
*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.
Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?
Or, you bottle it up inside and let it slowly destroy you.
I assume we both know for the same reasons. I’m sorry my dude.
And my axe!
My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.