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Knowing Elon, you’d think he’d have just called it something stupid like BroPilot to get around that

Wtf? Why am I benefiting most under Harris? Shouldn’t that be the guys on the very bottom?

I mean, I’ll take it, but…weird?

(also fuck Trump, he can eat dirty diapers)

Let’s see Voyager load up Chrome real quick

Uh huh…

Just went down the rabbit-hole of the acquisition of MySQL as I was bored. What a fascinating story.

Dude who originally made it in 1995, Michael Widenius, named it after his daughter My, hence MySQL. He sold it to Sun for $1 billion in 2008. He then turned around, forked the software, and produced MariaDB (I always wondered why it was named that) starting a new organization around it in 2009. It’s functionally nearly identical, often able to be used as a drop in replacement, assuming you aren’t using new features developed after the fork. Last month, he sold it again, the same fucking base software, to some private equity firm (yay…). What a guy.

Unfortunately, he’s run out of daughters to name software after and already used his son’s name for something else, so we might be at the end of open-source, community-driven DB solutions from Michael. To be fair, relying on any projects from him to be free and open indefinitely is apparently not a good idea anyway.

For saying hi of course c:

Kinda funny heh

…oh boy. I’m guessing you call women females if you missed that one.

It’s almost like using a term typically reserved for livestock betrays that you see women as below you.

He says “a female”, then “a guy”.

No wonder they’re laughing. This guy’s a joke.

What, jamming cigarettes in your nostrils?

I feel like OP can be used to mean either the original thread poster or the author of a branching comment, granted that it’s properly contextualized, e.g. multiple layers of O lol. It’s awkward, but it gets the point across.

That was a previous satellite. This one appears to still be unknown if I’m not mistaken.

Makes me wonder if we have some Kessler Syndrome on our hands… 👀👀👀

Probably not. Anyway.

The web didn’t die after the dot com bubble burst. The AI bubble will burst, but a smaller niche of companies will continue to exist.

That’s over 500 years, though, no?

I don’t think unlocking or starting your car from an app was ever standard

I 100% agree with you. I’m also allowed to call them out on their bullshit haha

Oohhhh I forgot about those!!!

Did you just draw comparison between redistribution of publicly available content and…rape? Dang.

Is it wrong that I kinda fuck with it?