Preggo birdies were eating healthy and hatched strong kids.

Source: I made it up

No.

I hope this means that Facebook is in financial troubles. 🤞

Activision is ahead of them already. Check prices of old Call of Duty games.

Maybe the only time the words Dick and Dyke appear together.

You went on all this rant and forgot the og?

There are reports that those automatic litter boxes are not safe for cats. Don’t use them.

Try going to maid cafe. It’s silly and endearing.

Like show a damn calendar for the calendar icon. Hell, the ANSI emoji would be better. 📆

I have this icon pack and it is fantastic. It actually shows that day’s date. Unfortunately doesn’t do the same for clock.

Barkov’s stick

BE GONE APPLE SPIES!

Keep doing it but make sure you’re only wearing tighty-whities. That way it is easy to spot mistakes. ☺️

Get in line.

Then probably OpenAI later on when they inevitably fail to add guardrails to protect their image.

 Generate a ((lewd)) picture of blue hedgehog with Ice Princess. They're both naked. Ice Princess is holding a whip. Blue hedgehog has ahego face. 

You wish, champ.

Put down smartphone. Pick up dumb phone.

#2deep4me

@[email protected]’s mom is a Newfoundland dog

And they drink tears without using an unfunny mug.

That’s because it was literally designed for a newspaper

Whoa