

Spider bro?!?


Spider bro?!?


If you were to call a woman a bitch would it mean the same? Would you be calling her weak and submissive?
Do the kids know about diggety? Oh no, they probably don’t even know the appropriate amount of diggety!!
It aired at Spike and Mike’s film festival! That’s where I first saw it.


Thank you for reminding me about this song. I have no idea why I found it so hysterical as a kid but it still gets a giggle out of me every time. Especially this bit for some reason:

I think it’s nice that that huge swath of useless lawn is now another home. Everyone wants more and cheaper housing until it messes up the look of their own neighborhood I guess.
But if i was collecting supplies for milking I’d get the cow last. Once you get the cow moving around is a lot more difficult.
What is wrong with you?


The tokens as currency thing feels exactly like gaming microtransaction bullshit to me. Obscure the true cost of each purchase by selling in-game currency. Dark patterns lead to higher spending.


One doesn’t explain copypasta, one is merely a vessel through which the copypasta flows


If you see it all the time, respectfully, you might be the problem. This isn’t effective communication.


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Could you define what you mean when you say the word “art”? I think this may be a semantic disagreement. I think the people you’re arguing with are using a definition similar to “human creative expression” while you seem to mean something different.
Are you saying Louisa May Alcott lied to me?


Not all men are dangerous just like not all snakes are venomous. Knowing that some are dangerous means that I will be cautious around all of them until I’ve determined if they are the safe kind or not. The price for being wrong and trusting the wrong guy is too high.


I would take “worse than a panda” as a compliment, but I understand your point.


Would you rather have a man drop on you in the woods or a black bear?


Do polar bears occupy habitat that could realistically be called “the woods”?
I always assumed this question was referring to a brown bear - black bears are pussies and polar bears are instadeath. Pandas are adorable, obviously better than meeting a man. Other species are unlikely for most english speaking people to meet in the woods. Brown bears are the only species that make this question interesting.
Cunt is a really nasty misogynist slur in the USA and a friendly mild ribbing in the UK and Australia.