I think this is a better analogy, since you have to draw with one continuous line with the Etch-A-Sketch.

Well we can’t just let him cut off his own penis and set it on fire again

OpenSuck™

A pedophile rapist senior citizen said he wanted a threesome with his two adult sons.

That’s not “risque,” it’s fucking putrid.

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“Well, I had to uninvite all the weak and pathetic UFC fighters, just like I did for all those no-talent musical acts. What can I say, folks, everyone’s a loser but ME. So to celebrate America’s two hundred and fiftieth birthday, let’s all just listen to me talk for two hours. Gotta give the people what they want, I always say.”

The last employer I had who called us all “family” also denied me any raise for at least a year or two because “we weren’t making enough,” meanwhile they were leasing a brand new Corvette.

“I wanted a tower, so I built one. France has a tower, and it’s so bad, they call it The Awful Tower. My tower won’t be awful, it’ll be the best. It’ll be so great that people will fight over it. And on it. Anyway, I gotta go take a shit.”

Plus one for each big toe

The light would make it easier to find, at least

You’re gonna feel real silly when you look around and see the rest of us all squeezing our new refrigerators to keep our groceries cold.

Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.

I’m maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.

Maxmaxxing, I call it.

It’s a disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament. Real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!

Before watching the trailer, just for fun, my guess:

Mild sci-fi fantasy peril, the baby Yoda eats something yucky and ethically questionable, there’s a new bad guy who hopes that nobody finds out about his secret weakness, twelve pages of new mandolorian lore that retcons a bunch of stuff from the other movies, mando figures out the bad guys weakness and baby Yoda uses the force the movie ends just as we introduce some other baby Star wars critter.

After watching the trailer:

Hm. Yeah, I have no idea what this movie is gonna be about.

They’re gonna want something in exchange for UBI. Maybe we all have to give blood for their anti-aging research, or sleep in beds that harvest our body heat. Something.

Thanks, I hate it

Just like every other AI application they’ve come up with for end users, I cannot fathom how the AI aspect would be preferable to purpose-made code that does one thing without having to “think” about it.

How does the introduction of an “agent” who “might make mistakes” improve my user experience with… Literally anything?

Same basic technology as Hotdog or Not Hotdog.

Same for text gen “writers” and image gen “artists” and audio gen “musicians.”

It’s a shortcut to creating a product that, in their uninitiated mind, is viable.

Ohhh, okay, he was just drunk and high, well okay then