Been working IT at a public school for almost a year, have never once got an answer to the question “and what did the error message say?”

A lot of folks lack curiosity.

My landlord will fix any problem I point out to him, as long as I am willing to wait somewhere between 2 weeks and however long I hold the lease.

Kids have a distinct advantage in this ongoing consumer tech war between parents and kids.

I don’t use TikTok, but I’d be pretty surprised if this wasn’t already starting to trend there, along with ideas for where to put the airtags to fool parents.

Maybe just… talk to your kids?

It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?

Thought for sure this was straight out of an episode of Venture Brothers till I saw your link.

Rusty Venture’s cocktail recipes were an ongoing gag.

Thanks! I knew there was a term, but just couldn’t conjure it.

Oh, so Hertz has gotten wise to… every online platform that exists: Outsourcing all responsibility for their user-hostile bullshit to some vague “system” that cannot be held accountable.

I’m so sorry but the advertised cost has doubled because… Computer says so! No, sir, there’s nothing I can do, sir, you see it’s the system.

And you can’t go anywhere else, because everyone else is doing it (or soon will be) too!

Of course not, the rules are for thee.

Bro there’s totally a way we can keep stroking Google, but like, in a way that Google doesn’t really enjoy it and neither do we.

Just wait until the difference is so slight that none of us can tell the difference.

Strawberry is"the pink" and that’s fine, but chocolate is most certainly not “the stink.”

It’s fine (if not mandatory) for men to love God and His only begotted Son but also iT’s AdAm & EvE nOt AdAm & StEvE!!

I got my dad an Anker Bluetooth speaker a year or so ago that was subject to a recall due to the rechargeable battery inside presenting a fire hazard.

Fortunately, by way of the serial number, his was not one of the effected units, but I had the same question you did when I saw this article.

I always assumed they were just another way for people to broadcast mundane factoids about themselves to total strangers that don’t care. Like an early form of social media, if you will.

Like I bet if alcohol was something you had to snort…

This reminded me of this ancient internet video where a few guys (allegedly) “inhale” alcohol by adding dry ice and breathing in the vapors. Doesn’t look to be very effective, but if it was, I’d at least try it.

SINGLED

The job AI deserves, to be sure.