I know I’m not supposed to attribute to malice that which could be attributed to stupidity, but sometimes I think the legislators’ ignorance is actually a front, and their real goal is just even more surveillance.

Jury’s out on the “fast” part

Technology has so greatly and so significantly outpaced the law for so long now, that we may never recover from unregulated tech bro shit from my youth, and now that I’m old enough to have school aged kids, it has only gotten exponentially worse.

• “AI school?” A technological horror beyond comprehension
• “65k annual tuition?” For ChatGPT school? ChatGPT is FREE, you freakazoids
• “Our little Xyler graduated AI kindergarten with a 5.0 GPA and a Doctorate in brain surgery?” Please let there be a god and let him be vengeful I need to know that there will someday be an end to all this

I thought it was that Theranos lady… It’s the eyes.

Sure, they can afford a luxury foreign automobile, but one particular drill bit? We’re not made of money!

Welcome to discourse in a post-truth society. Reality doesn’t matter anymore; news agencies can just make shit up, and even the comments on the fake articles are fake.

Rail against it, until it’s the only thing you ever do. A single bot can still post a thousand times more, and on a thousand different accounts, and on a thousand different platforms. Just one of them can formulate fake ideas and then fake arguments with itself that enfold like a fractal, and there is an effectively infinite number of them.

Kessler Syndrome is happening before our very eyes, only on a much more local scale.

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Right? This article is so full of shit, there’s hardly room left for anything else. It’s like they only collected soundbites from the employees who are furthest from any actual development role…

It’s only had 1 false alert in the last year and that was caused by a spiderweb on the camera.

Make sure you fill out a bug report.

Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C, opens word processor, Ctrl+V

DID YOU JUST DOWNLOAD A VIRUS ON MY KEYBOARD?

How can it possibly predict the next word in my sentence when it can’t even predict where/who I want to pee??

Suffocation, no breathing

Don’t give a fuck if the ads are deceiving

Weird place to shit, but to each their own

I won’t care, I’ll be dead by the time my funeral happens.

He’s more tape now, than car… Twisted, and evil.

How exactly does one wrap something in piss?

Man, come on, I’m doom-scrolling memes as hard as I can to try and escape these harsh realities.

A third of a nation, who only recently labeled their political opponents as “sheep,” now vocally proud to be “socially asleep.”

The irony would be comedic, if the results weren’t so tragic.

Pegnit