You’re gonna feel real silly when you look around and see the rest of us all squeezing our new refrigerators to keep our groceries cold.

Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.

I’m maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.

Maxmaxxing, I call it.

It’s a disaster of biblical proportions. Old Testament. Real wrath of God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes… The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… MASS HYSTERIA!

Before watching the trailer, just for fun, my guess:

Mild sci-fi fantasy peril, the baby Yoda eats something yucky and ethically questionable, there’s a new bad guy who hopes that nobody finds out about his secret weakness, twelve pages of new mandolorian lore that retcons a bunch of stuff from the other movies, mando figures out the bad guys weakness and baby Yoda uses the force the movie ends just as we introduce some other baby Star wars critter.

After watching the trailer:

Hm. Yeah, I have no idea what this movie is gonna be about.

They’re gonna want something in exchange for UBI. Maybe we all have to give blood for their anti-aging research, or sleep in beds that harvest our body heat. Something.

Thanks, I hate it

Just like every other AI application they’ve come up with for end users, I cannot fathom how the AI aspect would be preferable to purpose-made code that does one thing without having to “think” about it.

How does the introduction of an “agent” who “might make mistakes” improve my user experience with… Literally anything?

Same basic technology as Hotdog or Not Hotdog.

Same for text gen “writers” and image gen “artists” and audio gen “musicians.”

It’s a shortcut to creating a product that, in their uninitiated mind, is viable.

Ohhh, okay, he was just drunk and high, well okay then

Or having brain worms?

Or getting whale carcass juice on you?

Or handling a dead bear?

Or cutting off a dead raccoon’s dick?

This guy is trying so hard to be patient zero in the next plague, and he’s not even trying to hide it.

Made me think of wolves and sheep.

The worm is alive and it craves nasty bushmeat

Some unsuspecting rookie cop, paired up with the seasoned vet 6 days from retirement, is gonna kick through the rotten plywood wall of a shed in the middle of the ozarks, and stumble upon shelves full of jars. His preserved specimens, floating in a yellow green brine, meticulously labelled…

“Whale brain chunks”

“Bear brain chunks”

“Raccoon dick”

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Is this just another vehicle for persecuting rubes?

If by “rubes” you mean any individuals that this administration views as political enemies, then yeah, I think you nailed it.

There’s already a well-documented method to take these out:

“FOR A Special Gunt”

List of Starlink and Starshield Launches - Wikipedia

~10,000 Satellites currently orbiting right now, and that’s just Starlink.

Check out the list of launches under “Falcon 9 Launches > Starlink Launches.” It’s every other day now (sometimes consecutive days) that they launch another rocket, and each payload is carrying 20 to 60 satellites.

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