I’ve seen the videos about historical fashion
I know for a fact that this is all fabric padding. u-u
You WILL look like you have an impossibly thicc butt and an impossibly slim abdomen if you’ve basically strapped a Blahaj to your ass and another to your boobs.
goals
A buttsle
She’s got a bustle in her hedgerow
Not sure if I should be alarmed, now.
No problem its just a spring clean for the may queen
Thiccerella
When the wedgie’s so deep a princess has to use two hands to excavate it back out
Sorry to break it to you but that’s just part of the dress
Yeah lol that’s like an over-skirt/tutu sort of deal that was painted the wrong color. Should be a lighter shade of blue (according to branding, since the movie dress was originally white)
Prince: I’m looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk
Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!
Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too
Drill a hole in it and install a fleshlight.
If you build it, they will cum…
Make sure to also drill some holes in the feet unless you want to send somebody out twice a day to drain it when it gets full.
Speaking from experience? 😂👍
You can only spend so many months carrying full buckets of lukewarm cum through Disney’s hidden tunnels without thinking that there must be a better way.
Drink up homie, you got this 💦
This guy right here officer 👆
Hey man, I just wanna let you know, as a friend, you can’t install a Fleshlight. There’s no scenario in which you can install that. You can do quite a bit with a Fleshlight, just not that.
You just wait and see…
With enough caulk, you can install anything!
Is there a flavor to the caulk?
That’s a surprise…
My favorite Married with Children bit was the day Al learned that the girls on Baywatch have heads
What did they train the AI on then?
Didn’t you hear? Baywatch.
i tried to scroll right 😭
Do do. Do do. Do do do do do do do do do daaaaaaaaaaamn
At first I thought mewtoo, but now im thinking pink panther? Either way dam.
Cinderella all caked up
Cinderelladonkadonk.
Honey take a look at that restaraunt! Honey??
“Don’t stick your dick in that”
Please, classic Foot fetish.
Is it foot fetish or feet fotish?
It’s feetish, obviously.
