Everytime i test a battery like this, my wife just shakes her head and reminds me that I’m definitely from Kentucky lol

No, its weird to me as an American too. Its not the fucking wild west here, very few people are catchin stray bullets in family cars lol thats not a real world concern, its security theatrics

To me, its that the summoned has appropriate bball clothes. He seems like an enthusiastic player

doesn’t have the mental fortitude to live in reality.

Perfectly said

The over engineering of the bumper cars was fantastic, i get high and can’t stop pausing my rewatch to talk about those cars every 30 seconds. Fucking awesome

Another employee says she refused Musk’s requests to have children with him several times, according to the Journal.

What. The. Fuck.

SEVERAL TIMES

My feelings about Gadget should have clued me into my queerness, smdh.

Its so obvious in hindsight

Oh shit, im queer and poor

I see the problem now

I am currently in this actual situation!

It has been wild getting here, but i am married, and dating my wife’s girlfriend. We’re all grown, functional adults in our 30’s, too!

It is delightful, and does make me feel like im a character in some really good smut, no lie. I am lucky. And happy.

I have never understood why catholic iconography is fine to pray to, but other stuff = straight to hell.

While were on the topic of christian nonsense, why are adam and especially eve always portrayed with bellybuttons

He haveth no concubines, for his rizz was only for the LORD.

Same boat! My company is in Cali, I’m in midwest. I cost less than a Cali hire, but i make decent money for my area.

I read the headline outloud to my wife and she laughed, then i pointed out that it’s a real fucking headline and shes quiet now

It’s just clown shoes as far as the eye can see.

Shes from the wessside of Vulcan

Drummel tool-

‘NO TP’

If you’re offering, im always looking for good cheese, yogurt or dairy substitutes

Just live the principals and you’re already a congregant, my child

You too, Detective

Lmao

I don’t, i suppose

Word of mouth & direct delivery tablet cuneiform maybe, go old school

I’ve been halfheartedly saying I’m going to start a religion based on ads being bad for one’s soul. It makes more sense every day.