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TehBamski@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago

Summoning a friend

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Summoning a friend

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TehBamski@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago
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  • Wytch@lemmy.zip
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    11 months ago

    Enjoy it, because your 40s will require sacrifices.

    • solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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      but don’t worry, because by that point you’re getting really close to the end of your supply of fucks to give

    • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m going to need an ironic illustration

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    Summoning pagan god of fertility?

    If you can’t find human friends or mates, don’t you thing that’s a bit out of your league. I have the impression it likes more the type of people whose hobbies include occasional orgy.

    • TehBamski@lemmy.worldOP
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      They showed up though.

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        He’s already doing better than my father. 😣

      • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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        Ghosts no ghost

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      So because they’re the pagan god of fertility, the only thing they’re interested in is sex? Are you suggesting that gods can’t have hobbies, too? Seems a bit presumptuous of a mere mortal, but pop off, ig

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        Hell, ol’ horny goatman could building up the summoner’s confidence with a long term goal of increasing fertility while also being a good friend. The goals don’t have to be exclusive!

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          Exactly! If we worship the gods, I’d expect them to consider us friends as long as their job isn’t to torment and murder us. That Christian one, I’m not so sure about.

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      Furries, Furries everywhere

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      deleted by creator

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    This looks strangely wholesome to me. So nice to see him have a friend

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      To me, its that the summoned has appropriate bball clothes. He seems like an enthusiastic player

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    Instructions were unclear, got myself sent to hell.

    • TehBamski@lemmy.worldOP
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      Oh cool! That’s where some of my friends said they would be sooner or later. I’ll introduce you to them when I get there.

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        Yay, Hell fwiends!

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