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(sitting cross-legged on the floor drinking a juice box) “How DID it end, grampa?”

So, just the right amount of safe then?

Oh. I didn’t make the R&J connection. Better now.

Doing God’s work …

Welcome to Lemmy! We got comp-sci majors, ADHD worriers, AND hyperfocus autistics. Take a seat anywhere!

I want to, but I have kids, and therefore a negative amount of free time.

Ok, so I’m going to pretend not to know what Kalkite is, so someone can get to explain it. Ready? “Hey guys. Noob here. What the heck is this Kalkite stuff anyway?”

Please make another with human breasts

I think all of the serial style connectors did, but some were considered optional in the spec.

Fuck capitalism and thank you… In equal measure.

David Attenborough: “Though it displays a striking and colorful plumage, the common driving_crooner is very timid. It will emit a deafening shriek when startled, and turns tail at nearly any unexpected movement when foraging for memes…”

“I just pooped in the kitchen!!!”

Couldn’t beat their prices on submachine guns either.

Pro: easy wiping Con: involuntarily performative farting every time

You’re call.

I’m assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now… And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can’t even take a guess that feels right.

Ya. It’s a joke, and that’s how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.

In the beginning…

For the LULZ obviously.

Queen

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