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🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.network to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

This child wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween

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This child wanted to be a Transformer for Halloween

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🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.network to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Child: We’ll see who has the last laugh when you put you in the nursing home 10 years early.

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      Parent: As if you’ll be able to afford one for me.

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        Ha ha! Not if I pull the ladder up behind me!

        -An entire generation

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