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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Everyone's favorite romance story

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Everyone's favorite romance story

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    So disappointed to learn this isn’t real

    • cm0002@lemmy.world
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      Be the change you want to see on the world

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      Please please please tell me that they’re actually is a President Obama’s list of top movies for women from 2017 though.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Newsweek contacted Obama by press contact form on his website

        I’m not gonna spoil the ending by linking the article 😉

    • curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I’ll add that if someone knows of a similarly ridiculous hallmark meet outlander meet b movie bonanza film that I can force my wife to watch the absolute insanity with me, please do share!

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    brb asking SO if they’d still love me if I became a grain

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      “only if the grain is corn”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Recommended wine pairing: Dr. Aroused’s Boxed Cabernet Sauvignon. Ask a Target employee which aisle is “wine aisle.”

    • Illogicalbit@lemmy.world
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      I feel like this is a new challenge.

      1. Go to target
      2. Walk up to target employee
      3. With a straight face ask the question making sure to use air quotes for emphasis
      4. See if either party can walk away from the conversation without smiling.
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    Suggested Film/Wine Pairing

    lol

    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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      Almost had me until i zoomed in…

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    Strong Obvious Plant vibes, but distinct from Obvious Plant.

    I like it.

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    These “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” sequels sure are getting weird

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    Gotta love the review blurb from Roper: “The three brothers … held the key.”

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    I know it’s fake because I can’t find the Hallmark Channel logo.

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    I lack the mental capacity to unpack any of this blurbage, but holy hell - what a cover and strategic use of an ellipsis.

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    “He was a forbidden seed of which she would secretly partake in the night, neither knowing or caring of the consequences that later manifested as malignant bulges of gluten”

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    This is beautiful

  • Kokesh@lemmy.world
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    So what is left of her husband is seed. Brilliant.

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    “The key” “the secret”

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    The estate of Rick Moranis really needed some cash flow?

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      Dude, Rick isn’t dead. His wife died in '91 and he retired so he could be a stay-at-home dad.

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