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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

I thought its existence was just a myth

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I thought its existence was just a myth

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.

    I’ll give it a pass, personally

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      …extract?

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        Ever milked a boy cow?

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          You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?

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            I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.

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              I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.

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        By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.

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      To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.

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        Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?

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          Order yours today at dickbox-com

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        I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!

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      And probably poached rhino horn.

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      First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.

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