…and given the cost of housing, only rich kids get egged.
Egg prices are only spiking in one country. The rest of us have stable egg prices.
Hey, poor people could probably invest mere pennies in bird flu infected and/or plain rotten eggs to egg the rich…
Every crisis is an opportunity.
The new Beavis and Butthead had a segment where they borrowed eggs and tp from a rich family to throw at their house.
Also they probably still have lots of toilet paper left over from the covid days. (Is that still a thing on the US? I only know of it from movies)
Hoarding toilet paper, hand sanitizer etc was a brief phenomenon in the US.
I meant using toilet paper on houses. Sorry, it was poorly worded.
And the really rich kids get to use ostrich eggs.
Organic free range obviously
Can’t make an omelette without breaking the bank.
Am I the only one who lops Fabergé eggs at my uncles Scottish castle
That or thieves
That or people who don’t live in the US. So, most people.