• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    4 days ago

    If there is an afterlife … the universal creator probably sent Ozzie to hell

    A perpetual afternoon soiree in upstate New York with a women’s nature conservation group

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      In the words of the Prince of Darkness himself:

      I’m not the kind of person,
      You think I am,
      I’m not the anti-christ or,
      The iron man!

      Ozzy is a black winged angel turning up the volume in Heaven’s chorus.

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      Ozzy would rock that and they would be listening to good music in a millionth of an eternity.

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        Ozzie was sent back to 18th century America and there’s no electricity … so no electric guitars, amplification or sound equipment :(

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          You haven’t heard of the double base? Or band shells? Stravinsky didn’t need amplifiers or electricity to start a riot with music.