miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agoThere Goes The Poop Knife Legacylemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1103arrow-down1imageThere Goes The Poop Knife Legacylemmy.dbzer0.commiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·7 days agoYeah the poop knife is not a knife made from poop, but a knife with the purpose of cutting poop.
minus-squarelurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 days agofun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·6 days agoI believe they call it a 'shite saber '.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoJust install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄
minus-squareITGuyLevi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoHad one in a house I rented in the UK, don’t recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 days agoWas it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.
minus-squaredevfuuu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoThere’s been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.
minus-squareKyrgizion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoIf you need one though, you may want to reconsider your diet.
minus-squarejaemo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 days agoYeah this is knife poop. Not poop knife. GET IT RIGHT, IT MATTERS.
Yeah the poop knife is not a knife made from poop, but a knife with the purpose of cutting poop.
It’s on, mf!
fun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.
I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.
Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄
Had one in a house I rented in the UK, don’t recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.
Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.
There’s been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.
If you need one though, you may want to reconsider your diet.
Yeah this is knife poop. Not poop knife.
GET IT RIGHT, IT MATTERS.
Today’s Youth for ya smh