• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”

    “shit I don’t remember this part in training”

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      1 year ago

      What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form

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        1 year ago

        “Well… what do we have here? Someone that tried to murder people for political reasons but the thing that really got us was when you lied. This is the USA and the one thing that people never get away with here is lying!”