“are you a terrorist? if you are you have to tell us, it’s the law”
“shit I don’t remember this part in training”
What it is an extra charge so even if you fail utterly at being a terrorist and the fbi fucks up, they can get you for something, lying on an official form
“Well… what do we have here? Someone that tried to murder people for political reasons but the thing that really got us was when you lied. This is the USA and the one thing that people never get away with here is lying!”
immigrant here, had to sign many a form saying I wasn’t a terrorist or a communist. Freest country in the world.
Should have matched the meme buttons with the pic buttons.
It bothers me. A lot.
Answer “yes” and a trap door is activated and you are sent directly to Guantanamo Bay for further processing by “Big Bob” and his cock meat sandwich.
Come for the enhanced interrogation methods, stay for the cock meat sandwich - Gbay
What happens if one doas say yes?
Realistically, probably the same thing as what happens at self-checkout lines with idiotic anti-theft checks:
A beacon above the kiosk turns on, an attendant walks over and, without a word, flashes a badge at the machine to override the system lockout as they roll their eyes: this is only the hundredth time today someone accidentally pressed the wrong button, because what kind of terrorist would voluntarily press “yes”.
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Don’t give in to intrusive thoughts or you’ll generally have a bad time
If you pizza when you should’ve french fried you’re gonna have a bad time
