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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

I should start randomly messaging people this

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I should start randomly messaging people this

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Stamets [Mirror]@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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    A horse? Seriously? No way can this guy win against a horse. Have you seen horses? They’re huge.

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      When people say stuff like this, I assume they never lived much outside of cities, and never had much contact with animals, besides pets. Seriously, a horse? Even smaller animals can be a challenge. Most animals are stronger and/or faster than us, and have fangs, claws, etc.

      • SokathHisEyesOpen@lemmy.ml
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        A horse is just an intense will to die on four legs. You can defeat a horse by feeding it after it runs around for a little while.

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      Fast too! And have you counted the legs?? DOUBLE the number, I shit you not!

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        Thank you for not shitting me, that sounds more unpleasant than fighting a horse…

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          Idunno, some people pay good money for that sort of thing 🤷

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            Fighting horses right?

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              2 years ago

              That too.

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