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eyy@lemm.ee to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

"Don't you dare put one foot out of the house!" OK!

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"Don't you dare put one foot out of the house!" OK!

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eyy@lemm.ee to Malicious Compliance@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    This is the type of autistic shit I pulled off as a kid and still no one cared.

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      When I was about 3-4 I hated clothes and wanted to be naked all the time. One day I was in the kitchen wearing my preferred outfit when my mom told me to put some clothes on. I went into my room and soon returned with one sock.

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        Does one sock count as clothes? Is it just a cloth? What is a cloth? Can I become a cloth?

        • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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          only if you eat a hemmin

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    I can hear my mom yell at me, “You’re letting all the air out!”

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      Before air conditioning, it was, “You’re letting the bugs in!”.

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        oh my favourice most ridicolous ac design is the one when you stick the pipe out through the open window. that has all the feature you need.

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      you must had a frustrating childhood

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    I mean, it’s not really malicious.

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    I liked how maliciouscompliance on Reddit was text-based and not just a bunch of pictures.

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      Do you mind letting us know why? This is something we might change in future, depending on what everyone thinks, so if you have a strong opinion either way we’d love to know.

      • Rain World: Slugcat Game@lemmy.world
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        i very much like the stories more

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      really? why?

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