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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.
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    Their solution? Pair up teenage girls with 65 year old men.

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      I’m terrified that this might actually be what he said.

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      I recall a few Republican state legislators in at least one state proposing that veterans be given permission to marry girls under the age of marriage; I guess as a treat. (and sex between them would be “okay” because they’re married. These same legislators want to ban divorce.)

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        Your comment history is pretty positive so giving you the benefit of the doubt here. What you said in this comment was really creepy.

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          Oh, oops, sorry! I definitely didn’t mean it that way at all.

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            Yeah no worries at all, thanks for clearing it up

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          I’m positive he just missed the /s tag.

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            It’s hard to tell the difference between someone making an outrageous joke or being dead serious these days.

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            I for one got the sarcasm, I just though it was a pretty shit joke

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