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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men

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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said on Thursday that teenagers now have less sperm and testosterone than 65-year-old men.
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    Why is he so concerned with young boy dick…sounds a little epsteinish.

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      He was checking them out at the airport last time, for signs of “mitochrondrial challenge”.

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      You’re partially misguided, he’s saying girls are ready to have babies younger than before but young boys aren’t up to the task so we need old men to do it.

      Also Trump started dancing when he said that girls are hitting puberty 6 years earlier than they used to which is an odd response.

      Still Epsteinish but not gay.

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    Pedofile pseudo science

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    This week he’s all about sperm.

    Last week he was all about circumcisions. https://lemmy.world/post/37218464

    And before that, he was diagnosing kids by looking at them naked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/rfk-jr-slammed-for-claiming-he-can-diagnose-kids-by-just-looking-at-them/ar-AA1Lrvlt

    This guy sure thinks a lot about other people’s cocks.

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      The entire conservative movement is about children’s genitals and tax breaks for the rich

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      It’s his ASD hyperfixation

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        The worm in his brain seeking other worm-like things.

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          I’m pretty sure the worm in his brain is just driving his apple-shaped car in little circles around the empty cavern going weeeee!

          This is not a Fry situation

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      While I am sure he would love it if he had made it mandatory to have all children in the country submit nude photographs of their children to him (for health and scientific research, of course… and they need a set taken on their birthdays from ages 1 to 17 from multiple angles and poses in order to make sure that they are developing correctly you see. No perv stuff!) The part where he said he could diagnose the kids was not when they were naked.

      Or maybe I didn’t hear the full quote, I don’t remember.

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    When an old man challenges you by saying “I have more sperm than you do” you should leave the room as quickly as possible.

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    someone make him stop counting the cum of teenagers pls

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    Would someone please tell RFK Jr to stop jerking off teenagers?

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    Just keep this guy away from teens…

    Also maybe childproof that cabinet under your sink if RFK visits, I just worry that he’ll get confused and… who knows.

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      Dude probably chugs bleach if he gets a tickle in his throat.

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        Well I mean, how else do you protect yourself from the demons that cause Syphilis?

        (The shadow govt never should have summoned them in the first place)

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        Thats why he sounds like he got stabbed in the throat.

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    teenagers today have less semen up their arses from 65 year old men

    Ftfy

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      I mean Gym Jordan was trying to fix this but…

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    Can he also confirm the difference in taste?

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    If that’s the case, whats your big plan for dealing with microplastics, Robert

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    Sounds like something an Epstein hack would say.

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    They’re trying to justify 65 year old men raping girl children for the “birth rate”. They’re definitely not going to address the fact that families made up of consenting adults can’t afford kids.The public accepting Old men raping little girls is going to be their answer.

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      and conveniently also not addressing how low quality old man sperm is

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        For sure probably way more of an autism risk than Tylenol

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    RFK JR: “I’ve swallowed the loads of thousands of men and boys over the years and the recent decline in the amount of aperm, the taste of the sperm, and the texture of the sperm, makes my brain worms very unhappy”

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    Oh I’m sorry, I thought we are all behind abstinence only sex Ed, so teenagers having low sperm count shouldn’t matter to them right?

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      It does matter to them - but only to their Narcissistic superiority.

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    Their solution? Pair up teenage girls with 65 year old men.

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      I’m terrified that this might actually be what he said.

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      I recall a few Republican state legislators in at least one state proposing that veterans be given permission to marry girls under the age of marriage; I guess as a treat. (and sex between them would be “okay” because they’re married. These same legislators want to ban divorce.)

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        Your comment history is pretty positive so giving you the benefit of the doubt here. What you said in this comment was really creepy.

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          Oh, oops, sorry! I definitely didn’t mean it that way at all.

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            Yeah no worries at all, thanks for clearing it up

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          I’m positive he just missed the /s tag.

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            It’s hard to tell the difference between someone making an outrageous joke or being dead serious these days.

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