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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

Time heals everything

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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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      ok, I really didn’t know when I made this comment, but I’m pretty sure it’s project manager and no one said it outright so here

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      All of the above

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