- TIL I can pass ICE physical requirements lmfao - Right?!?!? I haven’t done a sit up in like a decade and I could do more than that. 
- Found the guy that goes outside. - Question from the ICE job application: if you touch grass, can you get back up on your feet without help? - Bold of you to assume they can read. 
 
 
 
- I’m old and I could pass this test. I could also pass the written test, which apparently not all of the candidates have been able to do. ICE is a bunch of out of shape idiots with a license to kill. - I honestly don’t know if I could pass that right now. A few years back (maybe 2020) I dropped down and did 30 continuous pushups after not having done them for years for something at work. Some joke about something. I went into it with the attitude of hell I always did thse when I was younger and did them quickly. Needless to say I overdid it hard. The next day I don’t think I could have done 1 pushup if I tried my muscles were just shot. - A reasonable me would have started doing a set of ten in the morning and night after that until I got back up to doing 50 pushups or so… But lazy me just decided maybe it’s easier to just not do pushups anymore, haha 
 
- I feel like this is kinda good news? Maybe some people can actually escape. - That’s one way to look at it. On the other hand, these gravy seals are armed to the teeth and itching to fulfill a lifelong dream to “justifiably” murder somebody. If they can’t manage to arrest someone without their pants falling down, they’re just going to start blasting. 
 
- Run a fucking 9 minute mile? And as far I can tell there isn’t a time limit on the push ups and sit ups. - I weigh 250lbs and I’m almost 40 and these requirements aren’t why I’m not joining the gestapo. - im handicapped and i could pass everything but the “running” part, lol. 
- If they are using military standards, there is a time limit for completing the push-ups and sit-ups. About a minute or two, if I remember correctly. These numbers they’re talking about though are all below military standards. 
 
- That’s what happens when you recruit from Walmart 
- I’m so fit and smart compared to these people. Fuckin slugs  
- Honestly this should be rubbed in the faces of every chud who was pretending the right are full of healthy, exercising people 
- 15 pushups in like, one set? in a minute? - either way, embarrassingly low 
- In a row? 
- For as evil as they are, many of these people are pendejo time characters 









