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arrow-up1924arrow-down1imageTerrible ideareddthat.comLady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square188fedilink
minus-squareLadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up96·5 months agoBruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
minus-squaregigastasio@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up24·5 months agoDon’t forget lube. Might have some at checkout. They get it.
minus-squareAeronMelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·5 months agoSomeone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.
minus-squareKSP Atlas@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·5 months agoSticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
minus-squareLadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-25 months agoIk, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 months agoWhere’s fisting enthusiast when you need him?
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
Don’t forget lube. Might have some at checkout. They get it.
Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.
Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
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Ik, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol
Where’s fisting enthusiast when you need him?