gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1482arrow-down112
arrow-up1470arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85·14 hours agoA sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoNo hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
minus-squareslazer2au@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·13 hours agoOnly in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·13 hours agoThere aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 hours agoHow many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoTwo and it’s been cut on both already.
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·13 hours agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·12 hours agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·13 hours agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 hours agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squareFuck u/spez@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 hours agoTime is a flat circle.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·12 hours agoSo like an Uncrustable.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 hours agoI thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
minus-squareEnzy@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·12 hours agoWhat if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-213 hours agoEnters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·13 hours agoYou’ll love my nuts.
minus-squareApathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 hours agoFreeze it first and we’ve got a deal.
A sandwich is already cut horizontally dumb ass.
The sandwich: 🌭
That’s a taco.
Tacos are a flatbread sandwich.
No hot dogs and the old-style subway cut are both tacos.
Soup
Only in one dimension. It needs to be cut in all 3.
There aren’t three dimensions in the horizontal dimension.
How many dimensions are available in the horizontal dimension? Are we running low on dimensions?
Two and it’s been cut on both already.
4D time cube?
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
So like an Uncrustable.
Like a pizza.
Mobius sandwich
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
Well yeah, time exists.
I thought string theory/n theory told us there were 10 or 11 dimensions? I haven’t figured out the implications on sandwich manifold topology.
What if you turn it vertically then cut it horizontally?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯Enters person putting uncrustables in a slap chop. One slap, and your ready for the next sandwich. (I don’t actually do this, but it does sound like it’d fit)
You’ll love my nuts.
Freeze it first and we’ve got a deal.