My Lemmy Oracle
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前

Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood

www.independent.co.uk

external-link
message-square
17
fedilink
220
external-link

Loose pig named ‘Breakfast’ is terrorizing residents of a New York neighborhood

www.independent.co.uk

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 天前
message-square
17
fedilink

cross-posted from: https://reddthat.com/post/53712162

alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • pruwyben@discuss.tchncs.de
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    29
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    edit-2
    1 天前

    Thanks Mamadani

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      4
      ·
      edit-2
      12 小时前

      Now we can’t eat the pig thanks to sharia laws…

  • dhork@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    30
    ·
    1 天前

    This is Buffalo, NY. Can the pig play defense? The Bills are out a few CBs this weekend…

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      1 天前

      You want to put a mask on a pig? That game is ss hockey

    • Blade9732@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      6
      ·
      20 小时前

      I suppose if a dog can play basketball, Ain’t no rule that says a pig can’t play football!

  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    1 天前

    lol, a pig owns an unruly pig

    Buffalo, NY is truly a magical place.

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    3
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    6 小时前

    Good.

  • Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    arrow-down
    2
    ·
    1 天前

    Find Breakfast a home in a sanctuary!

    • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      1 天前

      They will, in a breakfast sanctuary. Locally known as a diner.

      • Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        2
        arrow-down
        14
        ·
        1 天前

        Removed by mod

        • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          11
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          1 天前

          I do not have a dog and I do not eat meat. Just talking hard truth and making bad puns. I’m sorry I offended you.

          • Sunshine (she/her)@lemmy.ca
            link
            fedilink
            English
            arrow-up
            2
            arrow-down
            14
            ·
            24 小时前

            Removed by mod

            • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              13
              ·
              24 小时前

              I didn’t say I was hoping for the diner outcome. It would be nice if Breakfast lived out his days frolicking upstate. Again, I apologize for inserting my dark humor into your optimism.

              • dhork@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                English
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                2 小时前

                Buffalo already is Upstate…

        • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          edit-2
          2 小时前

          Was the dog farmed for meat? Great!

          Was it raised as a companion animal? Go Fuck Yourself.

          I fucking hate militant vegans.

          Dogs are horrible livestock, BTW. There’s not enough meat gained for the amount of feed you have to give it. I guess the cultures that do raise dogs for meat must give them offal from other livestock to eat because there’s really not much meat on a dog.

          edit: heh, you want to know what the probable best source of meat on a cost basis is? Guinea Pig. Eats less than chickens, is also tastier, IMO.

  • Zephorah@discuss.online
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    1 天前

    This is how you get random local ordinances such as “no pigs inside Buffalo city limits”.

  • ripcord@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    edit-2
    1 小时前

    If New Yorkers are being “terrorized” by a pig then they need to, well, grow up.

  • rem26_art@fedia.io
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    1 天前

    New Pork

    • Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      18
      ·
      1 天前

      Hamhattan

Not The Onion@lemmy.world

nottheonion@lemmy.world

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: [email protected]

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 1.17K users / day
  • 4.62K users / week
  • 8.9K users / month
  • 18.4K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 18.6K subscribers
  • 2.38K Posts
  • 91.8K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • kescusay@lemmy.world
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org