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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago

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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    I don’t use eggplant as a euphemism for penis. I just say penis.

    I don’t grovel like a simp. I say thank you and please like an adult, because I am an adult.

    • merc@sh.itjust.works
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      You sound like a child who is so desperate to sound like an adult that they obsess over meaningless things like using the correct emojis.

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        🤡 🖕

        this means I’m sorry if it is clear enough.

        • merc@sh.itjust.works
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          Hmm, very childish.

          • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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            well if you’re going to accuse me of being childish I would hate to pass the opportunity up.

            seriously, just do it

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              And you insist you’re an adult.

              • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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                you realize I’ve known you’re trolling me, but is it a troll if I’m trolling you to troll me?

                either way I can waste your time all day.

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