• Apeman42@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    Say that reminds me of another amusing anecdote, this guy comesup to me on the street and he tells me he hasn’t had a bite in three days. Well I knew what he meant, but jsut to be funny I took a BIG BITE of his jugular vein. He’ yellin and screamin and bleedin all over and I’m like “hey come on man, don’t you get it?” But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk bleeding and screeaming, you know completely missing the IRONY of the whole situation. Man some people can’t take a joke you know.

    Anyway where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought. Ok anyway I know it’s know of a roundabout way of sayin it but I guess whole the point I’m trying to make here is I HATE SAUERKRAUT. That’s all I’m really tryin to say. And if one day you should happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandry full of loathing and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence, at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy mixed up universe of ours, there’s still a little place called

    #AAAAAAAAALBUQUERQUE!

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        Christ on toast, I didn’t know he ever did it live. That must be exhausting as hell, it’s like 12 minutes long.

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          He paused long enough half way through people started to leave before resuming lmfao. It was the closer!

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          I’ve heard that one time – in a show in Albuquerque, no less – when he got to the “anyway, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought” part, he actually started over again from the beginning!

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          I too have seen it live and he actually ADDED sections to it lmao. Madman.

          I think mostly on the donut section. He added a lot of extra things they were out of.