Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours agoI think a vampire just diedlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down14
arrow-up1289arrow-down1imageI think a vampire just diedlemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours agomessage-square10fedilink
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoA stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.
minus-squareMark with a Z@suppo.filinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 hours agoMaybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 hours agoAnd then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 hours agoHe went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench
A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.
Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved
And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?
He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench