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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 小时前

Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police

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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 17 小时前
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A 53-year-old man in Pennsylvania has been hospitalized after his canine accidentally fired a shotgun at him, police said.
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    I’m not American but even I know you need to keep your dogs secured in a dog safe when you’re not using them. It’s just basic dog safety

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      Guns don’t kill people. Dogs with guns kill people.

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        Username knows.

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        Guns don’t kill people . Bullets kill people

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          Bullets don’t kill people, homeostatic imbalance kills people.

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            Bullets kill people ,politicians kill people

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          Depends if you pistol-whip someone to death

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          Guns don’t kill people. Physics kills people.

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            Triggers don’t kill people. They start cutscenes.

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