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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago

.... huh...

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.... huh...

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago
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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    Knowing what else they censor, I’m not sure that’s an egg…

    • mech@feddit.org
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      … but it definitely contains protein

  • bibluz4@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    They censored the egg but not the ham T_T

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      I believe that is a radish

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        Oh, I didn’t know radish could be that pink inside. Maybe it is.

        • ButteryMonkey@piefed.social
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          The thing to the right of the egg? It’s a turtle.

  • OfCourseNot@fedia.io
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    Japanese gooners instantly aroused.

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    Sex sells

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    Peak efficiency

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    That’s a penis

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Can I have the noodles with no testicle, please?”

    waiter, under their breath “fucking tourist prudes”

  • essell@lemmy.world
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    That just raises further questions!

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    But left the ham.

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    How very JAV of them

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