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cm0002@no.lastname.nz to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

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    Akakakakakak

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      This guy worked too hard and gave himself a heart attack.

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    With enough JPEG, everything is in camo.

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      “Hey, Civvie!”

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    I don’t get it. Why the photo of a tree?

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      The tree molests kids.

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        That tree eats a lot of birds and mice. It looks exactly like my tree, which is also a predator.

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          My tree brings bloody rabbits back which the dog eats when he can.

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    This is why I think the basic brown tabby is so cool. They’re friendly kitties, but they wear the camo their ancestors gave them.

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    K’MAHHHHHN. IM RIGHT HERE PET ME!

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    if it bleeds we can kill it!

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    Shhh…

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