I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
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My reactions in order upon seeing these:
“Sounds cool I could probably convince some nutjobs that I’m a demon or something?”
“Who?”
“Great my head already doesn’t fit through my doorframe as it is”
“I would farm exactly two reactions out of this before getting bored”
“Who?”
“Is he only like ethnically cantonese or is that the sole language he speaks?”
“So nothing”
“A what in a what now?”
“Oh no.”
Black. I could do anything far away from Albania, teleport there, have three cctv cameras and 9 guys at a pub confirm was there having a drink with them in the evening the 23rd and could definitely not have been robbing a jewelery store in Copenhagen at the same time.
Red. Rob a bank in a balaclava.
Obviously pink.
I don’t see any stipulation that says I can only use my power only once.One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said “…yeah?” And I gave it to them. No explanation.
I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.
The black pill.
You can just TP to Tirana if you are in a situation that is more dangerous than being in Albania. Which doesn’t happen often but you’d be very glad to have chosen this if something that bad ever happened to you
Like is it a specific place in Tirana? Or a place of your choosing? Or a safe place in Tirana? Or like a category of things (like “hotel lobbies”) and it picks one at random? Or just completely random (unoccupied?) space (at ground level?)?
So many questions. I wouldn’t want to be teleported into the Tirana airspace, or teleported with my current solar velocity.
We’ve had different experiences in Albania, but fair enough. If that’s what you’re into.
Purple. Get a fluffy fren thus easily?! AND I can practice my cantonese with them? :3
Will the dog understand Cantonese?
i could probably make some money from a speaking dog?
I’ll take the blood one.
I think it’d be fun just to freak out some people. I would have gone with the eye one but I’m always wearing sunglasses, so would be wasted on me.
Looks like I’m gettin’ away scot free with a clean five dollarydoos.
It’s yours. But you do get just enough diarrhea from the pill that a $5 bottle of Pepto would really make a difference. But it’s your money and your call.
I’ve lived through worse, I’m keepin’ that fiver.
deciding between pink and black.
Black one for sure. You could get away with some amazing heists/pranks/achievements.
I think they’d catch on to me after I got flagged 5 times in one year leaving Albania with no record of entering the country in between.
And they’ll be waiting for you in Tarana Albania, every time.
Spawn camping
You get a 5 second invulnerability when you spawn though, so just start blastin
Only if they knew that’s where I went
Everywhere? The first thing I would do is take a 3 month vacation and scout the entire city.
Best chances are to bribe the politicians and police, then you can get away with a lot.
Showing up with armfuls of bribes each time should help.
Staying anonymous would be the best way though, especially if your goings try it more than once.
Nobody said your stuff teleports. Just you. Don’t be greedy.
That goes for clothes too. So you arrive nude.
get an apartment closest to the teleport place, travelling is now cheaper as you never have to worry about the way back.
The teleport place is Tirana, Albania. Nobody said the same spot in Tirana, Albania every time. Your real estate investment was rash and very rarely saves you time. But it does increase in value a tiny bit, so eh you’re fine.
still useful for international travel, no need to get a return ticket.
I have no idea who Luol Deng is but a meal is a meal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luol_Deng
Former NBA player from Sudan
That’s what I’m saying. Surely over a meal, we put our heads together and figure the rest out. He clearly knows how to perform at a high level or he wouldn’t be where he is today.
Black one. You can earn a lot of money by being the fastest delivery agent.
You can only teleport to Tirana, not back
So? Just make expensive deliveries.
Red.
Simply say “oh, its a full moon tonight?” Then look at them with your now piercingly red eyes and state “I must leave, immediately.”
Get out of any social situation and you can get your friends to think you’re hiding some big secret. Win win.
Or “don’t make me angry, you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry” while turning your eyes green
“but I like big strong angry and mysterious guys uwu”
“well this has backfired”
Why bother if you could simply teleport to Tirana and back afterwards ?
There’s no “and back” included
Oh, shit. Good catch. I almost died.
Happy to help, Happened to me already. Monkey’s paw -ass meme
I do love how many problems this solves. Very nearly all of them, potentially.
