AI CEO – Replace Your Boss Before They Replace You
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"AI CEOs generate thought leadership at the push of a button

Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence."

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    11·
    10 hours ago

    Disappointed this is a parody.

    There are actual AI-based services to replace company upper management, and take it seriously, since AI in its current iteration is strong enough to manage companies even when its art is quotidian.

    Mr. Whipple’s days are actually numbered.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      2 hours ago

      This is correct; the best fits for LLM based AI job replacement are in management and team leading. even C-suite levels. think about it: if your job is to take any info and transform it, that’s one thing; but when you have to create/move/repair/touch anything irl, it becomes exponentially more expensive via robotics and the returns are poor compared to the investments.

      I think there’s a concerted reason we’re not seeing it attack these positions more outwardly - being that these same people are the decision makers. Eliminating their workers is an easy decision to make, eliminating their own position won’t even be considered.

  • 7112@lemmy.worldEnglish
    26·
    19 hours ago

    AI is basically going to be… “It wasn’t me it was the robot” argument.

    I’m not a racist…

    I didn’t push the company to lower safety standards…

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman…

    And so on. Behind the scenes it will be the same crap but now they can escape blame with AI.

  • Buffalox@lemmy.worldEnglish
    711·
    24 hours ago

    Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence.

    Just like a real CEO.

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      9·
      15 hours ago

      This isn’t even a joke. My CEO is the biggest idiot in the company, and I have ample evidence to prove it.

      He uses AI constantly.

  • Zier@fedia.io
    241·
    1 day ago

    Can we get an “AI Oligarch Replacement Service”. That could be super useful.

    • ikt@aussie.zoneEnglish
      331·
      1 day ago

      tbf this isn’t communist russia or china, if the people hated oligarchs enough they could boycott them easily in the west

      but people like their apple iphones, disney plus, amazon shit

      the people voted the oligarchs into power with their wallets

          • MrShankles@reddthat.comEnglish
            61·
            17 hours ago

            Is your meme agreeing or disagreeing with them?

            “Ample ability to do so” is what confuses me about your post. Idk, I guess “ample” is contextually suggestive

            Edit: thinking about it, isn’t the first panel (of the original comic) the very definition of, “act on your principles when you have ample ability to do so”? I’m overthinking it, aren’t I? You were just trying to be snarky back at them… sorry, carry on then

            • ikt@aussie.zoneEnglish
              15·
              17 hours ago

              Disagreeing, the comic is stupid in its comparison of voluntarily wearing headphones and living under an authoritarian government, one is very easy to change (literally just buy an alternative), the other quite difficult.

              isn’t the first panel (of the original comic) the very definition of, “act on your principles when you have ample ability to do so”?

              Why would it be? They bought the headphones knowing full well the company behind them

              If consumers wanted to they could severely punish Apple and go with a company that makes smartphones in the west or not in chinese sweat shops, there are companies like https://www.fairphone.com/ and https://e.foundation/e-os/ and they’re ok, but the demand just isn’t there, hence the memes

              The people have voted with their wallets and are ok with billionaires and slaves making iphones

        • ikt@aussie.zoneEnglish
          115·
          24 hours ago

          instead of blank expressions maybe use your brain to argue your case?

                • ObjectivityIncarnate@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  21·
                  17 hours ago

                  That’s not the number of people using Amazon, that’s the number of people paying for a premium subscription service on top of their Amazon usage. No one, whether they buy things on Amazon or not, needs Prime.

                  That is the point they’re making.

          • NewDark@lemmings.worldEnglish
            41·
            17 hours ago

            I included the important concept for you to Google if you were curious. I feel like effort posting at you would be a waste of my time.

        • ikt@aussie.zoneEnglish
          23·
          16 hours ago

          instead of blank expressions maybe use your brain to argue your case?