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alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

I was told it was included

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I was told it was included

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alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s Linux, you gotta get the packages and build the pussy yourself.

    • far_university1990@reddthat.com
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      sudo apt install git build-essentials
      git clone https://codeberg.org/fleshlight/fleshlight-diy
      cd fleshlight-diy
      ./configure --depth=x --width=y --texture=z --prefix=/usr/local/dick
      make pussy
      sudo make install
      
      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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        >be me, Gentoo user
        >hear about this new pussy package
        >will spend the next several hours compiling the pussy source code
        >later virgins
        
    • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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      Get the source. You mean get the source.

  • dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de
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    Depending on your local laws, you might need to take estrogen for a while and/or change your government ID before you can get one.

    Until then, I recommend striped socks and cat ears.

    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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      Don’t forget the white monster.

      • dfyx@lemmy.helios42.de
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        Where I live, linux catgirls drink Club Mate.

  • gegil@sopuli.xyz
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    There is no pussy on linux. You have to use either bussy or gock.

    • KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol
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      don’t forget about gnussy

      • Carnelian@lemmy.world
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        It’s actually gnu/ussy

        • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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          Or, as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNUSS plus Linussy

          • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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            I fucking hate you and the person that posted the previous comment now but I’ll admit I laughed in real life.

    • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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      This is getting better and better.

    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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      Until systemd-pussy is released, that is.

  • lime@feddit.nl
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    It’s in the reflection of the monitor.

  • snekerpimp@lemmy.world
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    I thought you just got thigh highs….

  • Rhoeri@lemmy.world
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    TIL you can block all Linux themed instances and filter the word Linux from your feed and still see several posts a day about it.

    • alias_qr_rainmaker@lemmy.worldOP
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      i just got into linux like…three days ago. but i have an 8 year head start on bash and zsh so i’m good

      • Rhoeri@lemmy.world
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        No idea what any of that is.

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      Linux!

  • wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works
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    who | grep -i single | date ; cd ~ ; unzip ; touch ; strip ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; uptime ; unmount ; sleep

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      There once was a sysadmin Eddie
      who could strip, touch and finger real steady
      but when it came to the mount,
      by his sweetheart’s account,
      it was always device is not ready

      • CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world
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        Is this beauty? I think this is beauty.

  • Destide@feddit.uk
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    You’re sitting on it

  • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
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    People still need to know you use Linux. Just tell everyone you meet which distro you use, by the way.

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    You just need the right combination of terminal commands.

     grep; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep
    
  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I moved all the pussy to /dev/null. Apparently, it has unlimited storage space.

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    Sudo pussy enable

    Systemctl reboot

  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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    You have truly switched unless you’re wearing Unix socks

  • SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world
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    You gotta schedule your vaginoplasty with your PCP

  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Ah see you gotta use Nyarch for that.

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