• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    Tbf I want to watch this more than any “real” movie.

    *Johhny Depp bites sandwich, suddenly he starts a transformation, much like your typical Dr. Jekyll situation with the screams and the contorting the body, then when the smoke clears the only difference is he has Don King’s hair and voice/affectations.*

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      only difference is he has Don King’s hair and voice/affectations.

      And constantly reminding everyone that he’s, in fact, a turkey club sandwich. And he has a few leaves of lettuce poking out from his collar.