King@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agoFemalesi.redd.itimagemessage-square34fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down1162
arrow-up1-143arrow-down1imageFemalesi.redd.itKing@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square34fedilink
minus-squareKing@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down27·1 day agoI imagined, now what do I do next, fellow male?
minus-squareDylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·19 hours agoi’m actually non-binary, and i prefer gender-neutral and feminine terms. seriously!
minus-squareKing@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·13 hours agoI didn’t talk to you, but sure. OK.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 day agoyou look in a mirror, think hard, and undo that
minus-squareKing@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down21·1 day agoI looked at the mirror, saw a male with 99 inch dick. Do I wake up yet or keep imagining?
minus-squareEngywook@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 day agoUgh… 99 inches is likely a pain to carry around.
minus-squareBreakerSwitch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down1·1 day agoIt’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.
minus-squareFelixCress@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoYou just need a little trolley at the front. Like Lara Croft.
I imagined, now what do I do next, fellow male?
i’m actually non-binary, and i prefer gender-neutral and feminine terms. seriously!
I didn’t talk to you, but sure. OK.
you look in a mirror, think hard, and undo that
I looked at the mirror, saw a male with 99 inch dick.
Do I wake up yet or keep imagining?
Ugh… 99 inches is likely a pain to carry around.
It’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.
You just need a little trolley at the front. Like Lara Croft.