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King@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Females

i.redd.it

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Females

i.redd.it

King@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • HazardousBanjo@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Oh god the incels have discovered the fediverse.

    Fuck off back to X

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      13 hours ago

      twitter

      • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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        12 hours ago

        twixter

    • King@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Nope.

  • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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    12 hours ago

    it’s almost as if your significant other had enough of you pushing her around, and decided to date another lady who surprisingly introduced her to socialism. seriously!

    • King@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      6 hours ago

      What type of drugs are you on?

  • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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    gee, i wonder why your significant other left you for another lady. seriously!

    • King@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      What are you talking about, seriously!

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    Don’t forget to mark off entitled incel loser on your shitpost bingo cards.

    • King@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      Noted

  • guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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    My SO has a septum piercing, I personally don’t like how it looks, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna make fun of or ridicule her because of it, it’s her body, so it’s her choice, and there is nothing that I should be able to do about it

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      nothing that I should be able to do about it

      gun

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    I knew you’d show your real self sooner or later. You should have stuck with the facade.

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      “facade”

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        Disappointed but not surprised.

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          19 hours ago

          Surprised but not disappointed.

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    Imagine being so deep into Alpha Male/Incel BS that you start calling women “females”.

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      I imagined, now what do I do next, fellow male?

      • DylanMc6 [any, any]@lemmy.ml
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        i’m actually non-binary, and i prefer gender-neutral and feminine terms. seriously!

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          I didn’t talk to you, but sure. OK.

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        you look in a mirror, think hard, and undo that

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          I looked at the mirror, saw a male with 99 inch dick.

          Do I wake up yet or keep imagining?

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            Ugh… 99 inches is likely a pain to carry around.

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              It’s a real hassle needing to wrap it around your leg every morning and being basically incapable of getting hard, due to lacking enough blood to engorge 8 feet of dick.

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              You just need a little trolley at the front. Like Lara Croft.

  • Trying2KnowMyse[they@lemmy.ml
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    Yikes.

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    Thing you do for yourself.

    vs.

    A sense of entitlement.

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    It’s almost as if they don’t give a flying fuck about you, or your opinions that your parents should have taught you to keep to yourself.

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      Almost

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    Good ass bait lol

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    I got my septum pierced back in the 90s. Glad I got to enjoy a good decade or two when it was still a counterculture fashion statement.

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    Actually

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      *Waiting for the rest of the comment to load up *

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        Actually (true for me). I feel like those “subtract beauty” from people.

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